What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by iank

You're all a bit late to the party. I knew Gugino from as far back as Son In Law in the early 90s, and she was in Spin City and Chicago Hope as well.

I haven't seen any of those shows!

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Hallows Eve

Truly awful British horror film with a laughable attempt at social commentary. Scrapping syphlitic puss from my penis with a rusty hook would be more fun than watching this again.

[iank]

Christmas Evil. A rather sad man obsessed with Christmas, toys and Santa Claus goes completely go-ga on Xmas Eve, simultaneously emulating Santa by bringing toys to kids while also killing a few people along the way. This 1980 horror (?) movie is as peculiar as it gets, from the loonytunes essentially being the central character that we follow all the way, right through to the completely WTF ending that has to be seen to be gawped at. Not terrible, not exactly good either, but oddly watchable in a "I've no idea where this is going" sort of way.

[Demoncrat]

Love You Better Watch Out. A truly demented film.

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Spider (Zirneklis) (1991)

[gag]

Miss violence

Turned of about half way through .

Found it completely dull, slow, and boring .

[Demoncrat]

Originally Posted by Inspector Abberline

Just wondering if anyone has seen the latest Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge...???

Imo if you like Depp's schtick in these films .... it's ok. Saw it at mates. 1st one since the first film.

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972, Andy Milligan)
If I'm honest ... this is my favourite of his.... with a proviso cough. The Mooney family have a few ....skeletons ..... or something .... in the closet. Be warned! This is the same as any other AM film ... lotsa chat ... some action
I will mention the unforgivable animal cruelty up front though. No need sir!!!

[Make Them Die Slowly]

The Devil's Wedding Night

Gothic sex and psychedelic weirdness abound in this old style castle stomper as twin brothers clash with Mrs Dracula and her Satanic followers.

Worth watching for the blood and bath scene alone which mixes gothic images, erotica and horror into a heady mix of nudity, blood and dry ice. Good stuff.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Don't Kill It

Big Dolph stars in this action/horror as a world weary demon hunter armed with a cowboy hat and a big net.

There is a lot of fun to be had here as the demons pass into the body of the person who kills them. The film features a fantastic church based massacre with guns, chainsaws and axes that whilst not as stylish as the one in The Kingsmen, is still very entertaining. Most of the effects work looks non cgi with a welcome amount of squib work for the gun shots. The film has a nice line in natural humour running through it and never takes itself too seriously. Worth a look.

Cheers to Keir for mentioning this awhile back.

[Cinematic Shocks]

Logan Lucky (2017)

***1/2 out of *****