What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs

I really enjoyed Prozzie, Dem - it was something very different from what I was expecting... definitely not a slasher as you say.

As for Father's Day, it's an Astron 6 film that was purely distributed by Troma (which is probably why it doesn't feel like a Troma film!). Tonnes of fun all the same though.

You recommended Father's Day ages ago to me. Glad you came through with that one.

I thought Astron 6 were fictitious as they have commercials during the film itself.

Plus of course Kauffman is in the film as well which gives it extra Toma value.

[Demoncrat]

Army Of Darkness.
This being the 96 min original cut on BD. Looked sharp enough ... can't guarantee about scanner noise as the PS3 wheezes and groans worse than the bleedin' Tardis
Ash battles the undead and his own yellow streak to ... a happy ending???
This being the Aussie disc from the set I received for Xmas. 5 versions is quite enough


Rise Of The Footsoldiers 2 & 3.
Doing this in a oner cos I ain't got the bleedin' time RIGHT?? (sniff) Loadsa fackin' caahntz like Jamie Foreman, Shaun Ryder, Billy Murray, Craig Fairbrass, (sniff), Larry Lamb, all them cahnts right poncing abaht in the sun wif all the birds n that (sniff) n course there's fackin' oodles of the white stuff inthere right? And I think to myself that it must be easy money for trained thespians to stand and shout at each other whilst ingesting milk sugar until they indeed hooked (sniff).
A hoot. That's 4 versions of the one story I've seen now. But then look how many Kray films there are ...

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Metamorphosis

Modern French take on Ovid.

People wonder around a field, sometimes they have sex, sometimes the women turn into cows. It's boring yet oddly compulsive.

[Prince_Vajda]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Metamorphosis

Modern French take on Ovid.

People wonder around a field, sometimes they have sex, sometimes the women turn into cows. It's boring yet oddly compulsive.

Please allow me to suggest you for next year's Nobel Prize in Literature!

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Seriously, I love your concise and personal reviews.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Prince_Vajda

Please allow me to suggest you for next year's Nobel Prize in Literature!

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Seriously, I love your concise and personal reviews.

I am the anti Frankie Teardrop.

[Prince_Vajda]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

I am the anti Frankie Teardrop.

As a dizzy blind bat, I definitely welcome that!*

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* Frankie's reviews are fine. If I had the patience and the eyes, I'd love his reviews, too.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Prince_Vajda

As a dizzy blind bat, I definitely welcome that!*

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* Frankie's reviews are fine. If I had the patience and the eyes, I'd love his reviews, too.

Frankie's reviews are the best thing at Cult Labs. To be honest, I take no notice of what he is reviewing as he is into all that 80s stuff but as a stylist, he is superb.

[iank]

Leon. Still a very fine film, though I have to admit I don't like the director's cut as much as the original. The extra 20 minutes is largely pretty extraneous and unnecessary, and really slows down the pace of the film. I think I'll go back to the theatrical next time. Less is more.

[Demoncrat]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Metamorphosis

Modern French take on Ovid.

People wonder around a field, sometimes they have sex, sometimes the women turn into cows. It's boring yet oddly compulsive.

SOLD
Will make super double bill with The Lobster

[J Harker]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Frankie's reviews are the best thing at Cult Labs. To be honest, I take no notice of what he is reviewing as he is into all that 80s stuff but as a stylist, he is superb.

Frankie could sell sand to Arabs. Hell the guys reviews make me want to watch the stuff he doesn't like as much as the stuff he does.