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Dr Moreau's House of Pain A boxer and his friends are investigating the disappearance of his brother and it leads to them following a stripper after she smashes her fist through a gangsters head. It leads to them being kidnapped by a manimal. Now they have to escape. Em......? I ain't got a damn scooby what I just watched, some boobs; alright make up (for a Charles Band movie). **** it, it was only 50p, so it's fine. Sent from my PRA-LX1 using Tapatalk
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Ooh I'm sure I got that attached to a certain magazine
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Video World? I'm looking for it as I type He's Out There. Decent if predictable thriller.
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Ball-sacks and Bolognese.. I always want to drop some sort of in-depth review on here for the films i peruse, like back in the day when i didn't drink as much and could string a few sentences together and could be arsed. Nevermind here's the latest round up of ptish and fish. Captain Sinbad 51Gq7ukTf6L._SY445_.jpg Not a Harryhausen masterpiece but still a very entertaining and colourful film, saw this on T.V as a kid and it always stuck with me through the Sinbad years of my youth. I watched it a few weeks ago and all i remember is a wizard with extendable arms and a beating heart at the top of a tower, still i would recommend it to Sinbad fans although don't expect the usual stop motion extravaganza, but still it is definitely worth a watch. 7/10 Buck Rogers - Theatrical version gil-gerard-buck-rogers-in-the-25th-century_a-G-9876741-13198926.jpg Still ridiculously entertaining stupidity,that has got better over time like a fine wine or something and actually seems to hold up pretty well compared to Sci-fi of the time. Thoroughly enjoyable with some choice disco moves. 8/10 Sapphire and Steel - !st Assignment 0e11f932f19c957d99fddfe55afbe0e5.jpg Some mental headf*ckery about some kids parents disappearing, nursery rhymes and a link to a time corridor or some such shite. No budget twaddle that is overlong and slow as a turtle nailed to a doorstop. But yet somehow it is turned into T.V gold with the mere presence of a young Joanna Lumley with blue glowing eyes. Was way too long but i couldn't stop watching. A masterclass in how to make compelling T.V out of some chewing gum, sticky tape and a torch. 8/10 Attack of the 50 foot woman. maxresdefault (12).jpg I can't remember a whole lot about this except it was cheesy and enjoyable and actually a lot better made than i expected, with an actual story that someone thunk up. 7/10 House of Mortal Sin mortalsin3.jpg A Peter Walker effort, i like his stuff so found it entertaining. A sly vicious underhanded evil killer priest bastard (the usual then ) is freaking out some young girl, i can't remember much else but i was entertained and slightly disturbed. recommended and unexpected. 7/10
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And still checking out some rare stuff on the Amazon prime trial. *Psyched by the 4D witch. images (26).jpeg I can't really honestly recommend this film to any sane person but i thoroughly enjoyed it. Some virgin sexpot get's tricked by a witch into trying to shag anything that moves with the tagline of "let's fantasy F*ck" or something. Bad wigs, bad dialogue that is pretty hilarious, overlaid with a hell of a lot of bad psychedelic fuzzed up imagery. One of a kind. I really enjoyed it... but then again i would. 8/10 - *Raiders of Atlantis./Atlantis interceptors hqdefault (14).jpg First time watch for this Deodato cheese-fest and i found it to be a total hodgepodge cut-up-f*ck-up of a lot of better films. Didn't make a blind bit of sense but was carried along by a barrage of explosive action and pathetic dialogue. An enjoyable 6.5/10 - *Weekend murders weekendmurders5.jpg More Amazon obscurities... A bizarre film that is somewhere between an Agatha christie murder mystery and a giallo, a foreign production shot somewhere in England, that features scenes of a black gloved maniac with psychological issues but in the end ends up closer to a traditional British murder mystery. But that's not all, there is a lot of humour in this film and some Euro style direction, which really cements this as a hybrid concoction. I really enjoyed it, i would say it is very restrained in the traditional boobs and bloodletting element Giallo wise, but is well worth a watch. I really enjoyed the rural P.C who everyone thinks is an idiot but is really on the ball. Solid entertainment. Recommended. 8/10
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The Vampire Lovers (1970, Roy Ward Baker) Hammer goes all booby with this colourless adaptation of Sheridan Le Fanu's tale. Inkgrid Pitt is welcomed into various unsuspecting households, where she practises the ancient art of pouting in slow motion. And wearing a rug. Look, I've never really cared for this one. George Cole?? PC looks tired and all. Twins Of Evil towers over this flick. In fact, .. where's it at
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