The Steven Seagal Thread

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

Attention all Seagal fans.
ASDA are selling all his latter day movies for 4 quid each.
I picked up three today....along with a tray of pies.....

[Pete]

In his later films Seagal looks like he's had 100 trays of pie's.

[BioZombie]

You beat me to the pie joke loops

[Pete]

Your welcome to make another one....

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

I watched his Attack Force thingy last night.Jesus H Christ!
He romped about the whole film with his coat zipped up to his neck in order to hide his gut,his 'fight' sequences were 2-punch affairs and the whole 'plot' regarding 'CTX' drugs-(XTC-genius eh?) was ludicrous.
And what was with the 'gruff,deep' voice?
I adjusted the audio thinking he had been dubbed!

Jesus,I never thought I'd long for FIRE DOWN BELOW!

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

God,I was right.I just read that his voice was dubbed in that film.

Here's hoping the other DTV discs I've bought are better than this bull.....

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Yeah Attack Force was one of the worst dubbed Seagal flicks.Did you also read that the reason for the ridiculous amount of dubbing was the decision during post production to completely alter the storyline? Originally,the villians in the film were actully aliens! I wonder if the film would have been any better if they had left it the way it was?

And it depends Reaper.What other films did you get?

[Daemonia]

Didn't Seagal make a film called Exit Wounds? I think that's the one where he bangs his head while dashing out of McDonalds.

[Gigantor]

Has any one seen PISTOL WHIPPED?Yowza clearly Seagal has some major writing in that movie especially in the dialogue department,Yowza half the comments in that movie are how "big" he is and how the one one lady wasnt satisfied until she met him and such.I shouldn't admit this but a while back I picked up a whole poopload of Seagal movies.

[Splatterdragon73]

Renegade Justice is being screened sometime this week and it's well worth a watch.
Definitely one of the best (if not the best) Seagal DTV efforts imo and closer to vintage big Steve action than most (if not all) of his other post-golden age outings.